The Top Ten Things I’m Not Good At

August 3, 2018

Introducing yourself is intimidating. It can be hard to know where to start. I mean, sure, there are countless icebreakers and name games out there, but they only go so far.

As the new intern at Fast Horse, I’ve decided to take a different approach. A more transparent approach. While my “accomplishments,” “interests” and “skills” are valuable to me, I believe you’ll get a better picture of who I really am by knowing my blatant weaknesses.

Without further ado, I present the “Top Ten Things I’m Not Good At.”

Driving
Just ask one of my friends. If you’re calling shotgun, beware.

Cooking
A terribly sad reality that I have to live with day to day.

Sports
I cried the first day of football practice in fourth grade. So yeah.

Dancing
If you couldn’t already tell how white I am.

Hiking
Love the outdoors. Love walking. Love the sun. Hate the combo.

Shopping
Every time I walk into a mall I immediately fall asleep.

Math
Who’s with me!

Cleaning
“I’m a creative – creative people are unorganized.” I don’t know how long I can keep telling myself this.

Waking Up
Not an early bird. Don’t care about the worm.

Writing Peepshow Articles
Hey, it’s my first one, give me a break.

So there you have it. Maybe we’re not good at something in common?