BattleFight! Vol. 3

April 27, 2009

lostvslolcats

It has been a while since the last BattleFight post and I am sorry for the wait, it’s nothing personal. BattleFight just needed a year to recharge. If you’re unfamiliar with BattleFight, not to worry, BattleFight is a bi-weekly* feature where we clash two opponents together in a fictitious feud in which you, the reader, decide the outcome based on your heated responses in the comment section. It’s a real riot.

Anyways.

To start the week off with BattleFight, it’s island castaways against Internet image craze: 

LOST VS. LOLcats

LOST
dharma_logoStrengths:
+ Dream Team: Locke, Sawyer, Sayid, Desmond and maybe Ben
+ Mysterious smoke monster (burrrooooh! tst tst t-tst t-t-tst ta tst)
+ Broad tapestry of allusion seamlessly stitched with high-minded philosophy into an action-adventure setting
+ Polar bears

jackshepardWeaknesses:
– Unresolved plot-lines
– Jack’s attitude (he’s got a bad attitude) – could also be a strength?
– Dharma Initiative food (borrrrrring)
– Clare (may be dead, here’s hoping)

 

LOLcats
lolcat-invisible-bikeStrengths:
+ Adorable captions
+ Strength in numbers
+ Great poses!
+ Cuteness factor   🙂
+ Impact and Arial Black
 

lolcats-trashcatWeaknesses:
– Unrealistic: cats can’t talk, they are not witty and they don’t eat cheezburgerz
– Poor grammar (see above)
– Hates water
– Feline leukemia

 

 

Special Rules and Conditions: This BattleFight would obviously need to take place on the Lost island, however! The entire island would be equipped with free high-speed Internet (no deadzones and it would be wifi enabled).

I know there are a lot of you that feel very passionately about Lost and LOLcats but please keep your arguments clean and to the point. No filibustering.

BattleFight!

 

*Not actually bi-weekly