If you’re reading this, you must be one of the survivors.

Apparently, the believers were all wrong, and the world did not end on the last day of the Mayan calendar. I have to say I’m very relieved. I don’t think I’m in the right physical condition to survive the end of the world.  Just watching “Survivor” gets me winded.

Lucky for you, I spent my presumably last night on Earth scanning Twitter for some of the funnier tweets regarding the end of the world. For the record, they’re funnier now. Enjoy!